Quick! Clean your rooms! Hide your shoes and slippers! Get the ping pong balls out of the toilet! Hide the hookers in the basement! He’s here!
ADHD Boy suggested something that I can’t post because it’s too crass even for me. I suggested “Captain Fantastic”. Harhar.
He’s a jazz musician though. I think he should be…(spinning roulette wheel in my head of all of his favorite musicians…)…Sonny Rollins!
From now on, ADHD Boy, the artist currently known as “the boyfriend” shall be known as Sonny Rollins. Sonny’s still alive so hopefully he won’t come after us and put some kind of jazz-sax-voodoo-hex on us…